Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
- Malcolm Muggeridge

Whatever resources of good health, character, and fortitude you bring to retirement, remember, also, to bring money.
- Jane Bryant Quinn

For far too many people, retirement may be described as living in the past lane.
- Mardy Grothe

My retirement plan is to get thrown into a minimum security prison in Hawaii.
- Julius Sharpe ‏@juliussharpe

My retirement plan is to wait for a global catastrophe to wipe out the majority of humanity, survive, and then rise up as Emperor of Earth
- Bridger Winegar ‏@bridger_w

As to this retirement business, let me give a word of advice: Have nothing to do with it.
- Stephen Leacock