9. You have enough money for a yacht, but a pop-up camper sounds like more fun.

10. The candles on your birthday cake set off the office smoke alarm.

11. Your computer screensaver is a scene from Country File - so you can daydream about that farm you have always wanted.

12. The “girls at the office” really do seem like girls.

13. You’re not sure how to work the fax machine and have no idea what a scanner is.

14. In the middle of your retirement party, you want to lie down and take a nap.

15. You keep referring to the TV remote as the "turner-upper."

16. You can’t remember how old you are.