Birthdays really take the cake . . . and add it to your stomach.
- Melanie White

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
- Malcolm Cowley

The first fact about the celebration of a birthday is that it is a way of affirming defiantly, and even flamboyantly, that it is a good thing to be alive.
- G. K. Chesterton

Having a birthday is a lot better than not having one.
- Anonymous

I'm at the age where I have to make a noise when I bend over. It's the law.
- Andry H'Tims ‏@Thing_Finder