The Perks of Being Over 65 – Part 1
23 Jun 2017
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
- People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- You can eat dinner at 4 P.M
- You can live without sex but not without glasses.
