105 year old woman's remedies to her health:

"For better digestion - I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."

I had to ask her; "when do you drink water?"

She replied; "I've never been that sick."